Holiday

Here we are with Christmas fast approaching. I am not ready in any way. I have done very little shopping and have done no decorating. Yet. I will, though. This weekend.
It has to hit me just right and then all of a sudden I am in the mood.
I wrote my Christmas list, it is pretty short. I want a girdle and one of those nose hair tweesey things, and a "PEDEGG". Kind of sorry that it has come to this. I remember when everything on my body was all put together quite nicely. Then, as the years roll by my 36b bra has turned into a 36 long. My perky behind is now part of my upper thigh. I dont have to pluck my eyebrows as much, but, the chin hairs have increased, so I spend just as much time tweezing as I ever did.
I can't turn my head 180 degrees to see my behind as I did in the past. But, not to fear, I just stand in front of the mirror and look between my legs and sure enough, there is my behind hanging down in full view.
I was going to ask for support hose, but, I think I should wait til next year. I have been wearing my tummy/thigh control underwear lately. I had bought it to wear under my dress for my daughters wedding last year.
This would not have to be, had I not went on a bender in October and ate all the "Lofthouse" cookies, that Kroger sold. I thought they were just a simple sugar type cookie, then one day I read the label. They are 180calories each! Eeeeeekk! Lets see, if I multiply that times the 10 cookies a day ........ oh my. No wonder my stomach started protruding. I thought at first I may have a tumor or something. But, really, no sense in denying the fact I had foundered on these cookies. And now I am paying the price.
TV
I have determined that I watch entirely too much tv. When I converse it seems I refer to tv shows."you know, like when Andy and Barney caught the bank robbers."
I have some thoughts on some ads I see. Have you noticed that in some of the ads, they are black and white until the person in the ad purchases that product and there world becomes color. Or how about the rice crispies ad, where the only thing in the persons world that has color is the rice crispy box. I can say, I am glad that I seldom fall victim to the ads. Except, that "I have people", "folders in my cup",
"American Family Insurance", "nothing says lovin, like somethin from the oven", "picky mothers choose jiff", "kid tested, mother approved", "I am stuck on Band-aid and Band-aids stuck on me", "I'd love to be an Oscar Myer wiener", And last but not least, "All you ad is love"

BLING
My dear sweet husband bought me a new wedding ring. I never really cared much for the ring that I picked out when we first got married. So, we decided to start over on the ring deal. I am very much pleased with my new ring.It is gorgeous! Blingity! Blingity!